Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
You are hereby uninvited from future Turnt Tuesdays until further notice.
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
not sure if destroying him emotionally was worth it but damn it's a fucking hilarious story
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
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