You Definitely drank the goldfish bowl like it was a giant margarita
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
someone just laughed at me while i'm laying on the floor waiting for the bus. like they've never been hungover.
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
Our house almost burnt down last night. I woke up at 4:10am to the smoke alarm going off bc the bean bag chair was on fire so i extinguished it and smoked a bowl at 4:20 to celebrate my fire extinguishing abilities
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
ALWAYS CAPS LOCK. IS THERE EVER A SITUATION THAT DOES NOT CALL FOR CAPS LOCK? NO.
Sexting? Sexting in caps lock seems rather unnerving.
I WANT YOUR BODY AND I WANT IT NOW.
I rest my case.
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
He asked if I was going to squirt out my bday candles. I'm glad the perversion doesn't stop for special occasions.
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
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