I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
I had a dream last night that I had to pretend I liked Dave Matthews Band to impress this girl I was talking to.
I guess it was more of a nightmare.
She got her phone back last night. And the first thing I sent her was a picture of me pooping in a culvers bathroom
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
the $20 limit for secret santa doesn't apply to me cause you know a half gram of coke is more than $20
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
well let's see. after you forcefully shoved a half-eaten apple in my mouth, you ruined the pepsi by dumping an entire beer in there.
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
I just feel weird about accepting their wedding invite when I've got a post-engagement video on my phone of him jacking off in my bathroom.
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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