Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
wait, did i just see you litter out your window??
umm, i have a hybrid. it cancels out.
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
She sent me a map and directions for a booty call. In a park. Give me reason not to marry her.
Hey I'm not sure why your jacket's covered in maple syrup but I just realized you didn't leave the house earlier wearing a jacket...
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.
The fact that you screamed, "Alf is my spirit animal!" is proof enough that we're too old for peyote.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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