I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
Can you please venmo me emergency money? i have no pants.
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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