i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
Hey guys. This is Daniel texting on mayas phone. if she called you and told you that i made her have sex with me in my doghouse with my dog present that wasn't true.... so dont spread that.
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
My mom assumed I was crying because he was leaving. Figured that was better than explaining my eye's sensitivity to semen..
She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
We stopped midfuck cuz a guy was walking his dog. Who the fuck walks their dog in the dorm parking structure at 3am!?
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
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