One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
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