Decided to write a book called "girls don't poop and other myths I wish I still believed in"
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
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