After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
Just spent five minutes taking pictures of my hands for some random guy.
Thanks for reminding me why I talk about you behind your back. Get laid.
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
The baby slept soo good last night. Its like he knows the importance of me being intoxicated all weekend.
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
his phone is always ringing though. It makes me feel like I'm dating a doctor who's always on call.
yeah, dating a doctor sounds much better than fucking your drug dealer.
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
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