We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
I am naked and annoyed.
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
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