I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
'Twas I. Do you have any idea what it's like waking up to see you sent a text inviting someone to partake in "sexy rumpus?"
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
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