There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
I told her she can't come to our bonfire because she throws up on herself & she has a mustache. And now apparently I'm a bitch or something.
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
The low-flow toilet at my office cannot handle the intensity of this hangover.
And then she sprinted three blocks through live traffic towards McDonalds screaming "THE GOLDEN ARCHES ARE CALLING ME"
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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