I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
My diabetic professor who apparently didn't eat anything all day keeps passing out. I gave him a joint. He's gonna be fine.
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
Explaining that I bought them at a strip club gift shop with my friend didnt make the furry handcuffs seem less weird
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
Turns out my GF and my FWB have a mutual friend. Yada yada yada, I need to crash on your couch
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
Randomize
