garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
And then you told your sister how horrible of a friend I was because I couldn't get you cheese fries...
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
I still think it's messed up that you're naming your kids after all the guys you slept with in college
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
I caught her walking around with a fake mustache, wearing a sombrero and holding an empty carton of milk. She's a hopeless cause.
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
I got really stoned and got my certification as an ordained minister. How productive has your day been?
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
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