After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
Douche bag was crowd surfing, sack punched him. Crowd carried him away in a ball of agony. LIFE=COMPLETE.
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
I'm feeding a baby and swiping on tinder...what has my life come to?!?!
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
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