Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
omg i can't drink anymore.. i just pulled up my dress and started playing with my vagina
I made out with a deaf person. Also I've been drunk 11 days in a row now.
Washing the last semen-stained shirt you have really solidifies a breakup. It just got real.
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
Now I'm heckling that my belch is more exciting than their fireworks and I peed down the driveway.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
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