I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
If im going to fail a midterm I might as well be drunk while I do it
So im going to watch Hocus Pocus in my footie pajamas... How am I in college?
she must've caught on when i went out for a "run" in jeans and a sweatshirt and came back holding a McDonalds bag and smelling like pot.
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
It was insane. I was drunk for 11 consecutive hours. I woke up covered in almonds and there were footprints all over my shirt
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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