jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
no ping pong balls so we're playing beer pong with an ornament. you can't tell me that's not festive.
sarcasm needs its own font
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
Why Weren't you wearing pants?
because pants are for people with no imagination
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
This power is too much for most humans to handle safely. It's like having the nuclear launch codes, except it's my penis.
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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