I just puked while everyone was releasing balloons. Im to hungover for this memoial service. Rest in peace great gramps.
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
I am never drinking with the goths again.
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
whole 5th of capt = waking up in the shower after 2 hours and the whole house asking why i'm STILL in a towel. and me having nothing to say
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