Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
I have decided today is drunk costume day. That is, i woke up still drunk and found costumes all over my floor. Heck yes. This is happening. Come over. Drink.
my purse only fit my wallet or the martini shaker. it wasnt even a question of which i was bringing.
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
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