YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
Divorce is final. Doing tequila shots at 1 in the afternoon.
constantly striving to make life awkward and more complicated, one drunk bone at a time.
I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
Where was Alyssa when you were sniffing the bouncer?
Passed out on some guy who looked like someone from Duck Dynasty.
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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