I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
She's like Mona Lisa when she's intoxicated. No one understands her but they all think she's marvelous
dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
She was wearing my robin hood hat from Halloween shouting "steal from the rich and give to the poor, mothafuckaaaaas." We are taking her everywhere.
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
DON'T YOU TELL ME I HAVE HERPES ON MY BIRTHDAY. THAT IS MOST DEFINITELY NOT A HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
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