i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.
Dude, you chugged an entire bottle of tomato sauce and got us free drinks for the night. No way was I gonna stop you.
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
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