I just bought Christian paraphenilia at Borders for my dad's bday. I had the urge to tell them it wasn't mine, like I was buying laxatives or a dildo
Hahahaha. You probably would have been more comfortable buying either of those than what you just bought
i just ate that cheese stick that was in my purse from last night.
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
In America we eat man semen.
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
That still doesn't explain why you thought it was a good idea to paint a cow on my guitar
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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