ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
i can't believe i had my finger in that
today's thought: if you're naming your fb album "wEdDiNg dAy!!!!!!" you're too young to get married
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
You know it's time to cut back when your unemployed drug dealer roommate tells you that you party too hard.
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
You know that if they offer you a bagel they are determined to sleep with you, right?
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