What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
Just bought plan B with a coupon. Told the pharmacist I like to keep it classy.
Every day you talk to me ... I literally love you more..
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
He said he loved me so I pretended not to hear it because I don't think "I love your penis" was the response he was looking for.
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
It's always nice when a total stranger hates your ex just as much as you think they should.
you never un-have a 4some
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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