Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
Doing lines of coke with a $100 dollar bill off a 6in x 9in photo of your childhood self really tells you where you where you've gotten in life.
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
I love millennial parents. One of the moms at the daycare center literally told me she and her husband named two of her kids after batman characters and one after game of thrones
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