I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
They found an open window, climbed through and proceeded to arrest half the party. These campus cops are like fucking ninjas.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
I had to talk to the cops at my front door in a bathrobe, with the buttplug still in.
It's going to be weird as hell when you have kids. I'll meet them and think "Hi, Did you know that I was almost your dad?"
Apparently I send drunk snapchats a lot and they always have random dudes in them. Like one night it was just me and some guy I don't know sitting on my couch.
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
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