Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
I want to jerk off but my dog won't leave me alone. It's the most depressing cock block ever.
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
i think it was just a coincidence but she literally vomited the second she saw my penis.
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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