Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
i knew it was time to leave the bar when i caught myself doing karate dance moves with a married man.
I'm sorry I drunk dialed you before realizing that you were already in bed with me.
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
You just can't finish a sentence that starts with "I may have drunk peed in the bed" with "do you mind if I skip work and sleep here?" Anyways, yeah still drunk at work.
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
Kind of like the new iOS 10 because I can send sexts with fireworks or confetti. Really gets the point across
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
This can only be settled by a dance off.
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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