At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
wait so...it's like an actual thing to masturbate using the detachable shower head? WTF I thought I was being creative!
I am the Bobby Fisher of drunk asss puking
APPARENTLY giving your friend one of your shoes so that you avoid the no shoes no service rule makes you drunk...
you looked at me, pointed to a car and silently said "the elephant parks here".
Some chick is drunk waving down a taxi with a slice of pizza.
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
You walked up to me, grabbed my face and said "I just peed in the sink!"
I apologize that you just fell victim to my random thought of how to make a blow job come to life via emojis.
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
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