Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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