We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
Aside from the fact that im drinking wine straight from the bottle to save doing dishes, im also standing in front of the oven to save turning on the heater. its gonna be a rough winter.
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
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