By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
I just farted for five sidewalk sections! New personal best.
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
I got copblocked.
What?
Cockblocked. By a cop. Copblocked.
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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