did you hook up austin?
No! he threw up in my bathroom, made me wake up and order him jimmy johns, beat my roommate with a macaroni and cheese box, and then passed out with her in her bed
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
I just took a shit in a BP station. It seemed appropriate since they are shtting in our ocean.
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
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