The bar is so dead the tender gave us free shots for staying. They mixed 2pac and phil collins. That's worth at least three shots.
as evidence of my kitchen this morning my night involved alot of mustard and condoms
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
Some drunk guy thought my knee scooter was the sexiest thing he's ever seen. He then proceeded to ask me about duck hunting and decoys...
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
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