is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
You know you turned your life around when your drunk eating salad at 3 am on a Friday night
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
Why is the microwave staring at me?!
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