Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
People in love make me want to vomit
we couldnt find her phone in the morning so i called it and found it under the bed. my name came up as 'regret'
and everytime i fart i feel like in your heart, you can hear it
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
He told me to pretend to be a shark, and he would slay me with his harpoon cock.
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
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