Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
Hey will pizza rolls help if you accidentally get a diabetic chihuahua drunk?
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
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