we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
How did you get a free t-shirt at the strip club?
I was attacked by whores
You threw up on yourself again didn't you?
They were strong whores
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
Dude, why did I wake up with ketchup packets in my bed and the stove in my room??
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
You peed all over his floor and had a bottle popped in your ass when you passed out. Don't tell me I'm "still living in my college days"
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
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