I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I'm pretty sure the new "vibrating mascara" is just a disguised dildo for those of us who are too ashamed to purchase a real one.
Well, at least their eye lashes will look good while they masturbate shamefully.
This last weekend single handedly took me off the liver transplant list
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
Thanks for FaceTime'ing with that ugly chick last night while me and her friend were in the other room. it's good to know I can still count on my wingman even when we're 2000 miles apart
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
Also we decided you're the person whose going to die at my bachelor party...do the math you're the most logical choice
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
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