fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
Why do I have the 4 of hearts in my bra?
Haha we got sick of drinking on 4 is for whores so we stole the cards...I woke up with three of them in mine
drunken problem solving at its finest
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
Had a girl with a moustache tattoo on her hand give me a handjob. That shit was classy as fuck. I felt like I should be wearing a monocle or something.
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