no, he came in my armpit
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
I just typed 14 shots of Smirnoff into my calorie count toolbar. Then typed pole dancing 1.5hrs into the calorie burner search. Should break even.
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
So he told me he didn't have a condom, paused, and then said "so, pulling out" and tried to high five me.
I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
Figured out how I got so much alcohol in my hair: tried to drink my drink using my cleavage as a cup holder. Missed my drink hole and got it all in my hair
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
Like you know your sex life is in a downward spiral when your best friend offers to sext you from Ireland
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
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