I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
you want your laptop back?
are you giving me my laptop back, or cashing in on our break up sex?
both.
come over.
Are we still banned from the library?
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
I need to stop going to bars and yelling "I could be teaching your kids one day, bitches!"
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
Random question, what's John-that-we-had-a-threesome-with's phone number? Don't necessarily need the full number, maybe just area code? Think I drunkenly ran into him last night and now I have texts from a John.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
Randomize
