they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
The people at Perkins seem so judgemental. Big deal if i'm handcuffed to stripper in a star-n-stripes bikini. We still gotta eat.
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