so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
He showed up to fuck me at the same time the pizza guy did. It was like everything I needed just showed up at my stoop.
Fell in the ditch running from the pizza guy I stole the pizza from. If you are still at my house come find me, pretty sure I need stitches.
Look on the bright side. Now you know the number for poison control.
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
If wanting to text you my feelings after three mojitos is wrong I don't wanna be right.
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
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