On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
Randomize
