Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
Only you could be admitted to the ER and walk out with a nurse's phone number. I wish I was gay
I remember three things: you falling down an entire flight of stairs, me stripping out of your Christmas one-sie to do cartwheels in my underwear, and people standing above me saying, "where did that bump on her head come from?"
Also, I was told I kept the antlers on the entire time. I'm deeming last night a success.
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
Then, he ate me out while I watched Bo Burnham. Best. Night. Ever.
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
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