Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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