I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
don't worry i won't let him get attached. I put on my Hulk onesie after sex and yelled I SMASHED YOU. never seen a guy looked so confused.
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
Goddamn right, I may not survive the apocalypse, but my eyebrows fucking will.
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
you stood in front of the mirror for 20 minutes and finally said, "he can hear everything i'm saying inside my head. we need to leave." now try and tell me there is no such thing as too high.
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
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