this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
strippers are much less mysterious after you sleep with them
I literally paid him in shots to clean my entire apartment. he even vacuumed...who said alcoholism is a bad thing??
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
Dude she flew me 1000 miles down to see her, broke up with me 7 hrs after arrival, and kicked me out with a week left til I fly home. Thank god college taught me how to shack up
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
Sorry I bailed on you yesterday. I was propositioned.
And you don't turn down margaritas and oral.
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
I think drunk me saved him in my phone as "beautiful man" to play a joke on sober me
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